Because there's a certain strand of nonsense that seems increasingly out of place over on the old Workblog.

11th May 2012

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Heard a joke once: Man goes into doctor. Says he’s depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says “Treatment is simple. Great website Calming Manatee is online. Go to it. That should pick you up.” Man bursts into tears. Says “But, Doctor…I am Calming Manatee.” Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.

Heard a joke once: Man goes into doctor. Says he’s depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says “Treatment is simple. Great website Calming Manatee is online. Go to it. That should pick you up.”

Man bursts into tears. Says “But, Doctor…I am Calming Manatee.”

Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.

  1. snickerfig reblogged this from turner-d-century and added:
    Calming Manatee is surprisingly calming.
  2. astraldireparrot reblogged this from warrenellis
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  5. officeofnerd reblogged this from tomewing and added:
    I read this in the voice of the Elcor race in Mass Effect and felt very calm.
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  10. thekidatomic reblogged this from sharpestrose and added:
    what a good manatee
  11. meschever reblogged this from kierongillen and added:
    Watchmen reference from Kieron Gillen plus manatees.
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  16. gilmoure reblogged this from moorewr and added:
    Guild Navigators can see the future.
  17. mostlikelypantsless reblogged this from danielmcbatman and added:
    Manatees are the coolest mother fuckers EVER!!!! They are just like “Yea Im gonna just chill here goin’ down this river...
  18. spencerotica reblogged this from warrenellis
  19. annachronism reblogged this from najalater and added:
    That is the saddest thing I have ever read.
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